Showing posts with label Minion humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Minion humor. Show all posts

Thursday, March 26, 2020

Boredom Busters, Part III

Welcome!
All kaleidoscopes by inkspired and KaleidoCam 



‘The cure for boredom
is curiosity.
There is no cure 
for curiosity.’

- Ellen Parr

We are now under severe restrictions 
on our ability to go where we want,
do what we want, see who we want.

Many people have already been under ‘house restrictions’ 
for a week or more.
Patience can get frazzled.

Artist Sandra Boynton


Tempers may be elevated.


Minion humor

And then there are the kids!
They are stressed out too!

I hope you will come away from today’s blog
with a few ideas to relax everyone,
use that creative side of the brain,
and just have some good ‘ol fun!


Let’s start out today with a couple more
Painting Projects:

Painted Swirly Flowers

From an article in Make and Take

You will need:

Some kind of palette-
 plastic lid, watercolor tray, plastic plate
Paintbrush
Paper 
Acrylic paints, various colors

Suggested- 
drop cloths, paint ‘smock’ or old shirt

From Make and Takes, 2016 article

How to:
Pour a few colors of paint onto your palette.
Take a paintbrush and dip into one color.
Without rinsing, dip into a second complimentary 
paint color. 
Do not blend!

Make a large circle ‘swirl’ on your paper,
 Making it into a swirl shoe.
Reload your brush with paint.
Make another next to it.
If you would like your flowers to have 
slightly different ‘tones’, try another swirl 
without reloading your brush with fresh paint.
Swirl in a third  circle.
(Refer to photos)
Made-by-mejulie-ryder.blogspot.ru


Using a largish brush, or a sponge cut into a thin leaf shape
Load with 2 or 3 colors of green paint.
Using a swiping motion add in some leaves.
(Refer to photo)

Load your brush with the flower colors (2)
and use a short quick ‘swipe’ to make flower buds.
Take a small paint brush and load 
with a light color value of your flower colors. 
Add in a bit of detail/highlights.

Here is a finished example,
with some slightly different ‘tweaks’.


Copyright Julie Ryder

Almost done!
Using a small paintbrush 
dab black or very dark flower color 
to center of each flower.
Using the end of your paintbrush
dip into white or yellow and make 3 dots
in the very center of your flower.

Here is another example to inspire you!


Sorry, the credit for this was in Russian!

For young artists,
have them dip a finger into a thin layer of paint. 
Then press their finger around the colored swirl.
Voila!
You now have a bouquet of flowers with leaves!

As you can see, your flowers can be very simple
or look more elegant
Depending on what you ‘add’.

Oh do send me photos of your results!



Next painting project:

DOTS!

ChristysCornerStudio.com

Dots are simple and any age can make one.
The more skilled the artist,
the more complex designs you can use.

Let’s start with a simple project:

YouandKids

You will need:

Paper - plain, watercolor or mixed media
Colored markers, any size, any brand
Post-It Notes

Pick out a simple shape - 
look at preschool age coloring books 
for some shape ideas.
To start, make your shape solid with no inner cut out areas.


Using your Post-It notes, cut the shape out.
You can patchwork the notes together so you have a large enough area for your shape.
Be sure to have as much of the ‘sticky’ area 
on your pattern shape as possible.

Smooth your shape onto your paper.
The sticky areas should hold it in place.

Now take the main color marker and start randomly making dots on your paper. Concentrate more dots around your shape, with fewer dots out to the edges.

Posted on Pinterest by Srirup 

Take a complimentary colored marker and make more dots.
When you are pleased with the color balance,
and the edges of your shape are mostly covered
you are done!
Carefully peel up your sticky note shape.
😁

The above photo shows using paint with pencil erasers.
This works really well!
You can also use Q-tips (cotton swabs),
pen caps, dowels - just look around for round shapes!

I think using acrylic paints is much easier than dotting with watercolors, but experiment with what will work best for you, and/or the ages of the kids creating also.

Here’s another design variation,
same technique:
Posted on Pinterest by Rachel Hinderliter

Starting to have some dotty fun?
Try using acrylic paint dots on rocks!

 For sale on Etsy

Try some dots on thick card stock and make bookmarks!

ShopWorldLove


I hope you try some Dot Art,
and really have fun with it.

That’s it for today’s Boredom Busters.
‘Til next time,
inkspired


Truth, usually experienced before 10am or coffee-
Nothing is kept in the plate cupboard
except plates.
Not coffee, silverware, napkins or mugs
can be found in the plate cupboard.
Just. Plates.

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Mermaid dreams

Welcome

Kaleidoscope by inkspired and KaleidoCam

Today I am dreaming of mermaids...
Splashing their tails,
Laughing on the waves,
and 
Frolicking with the fish.
Yes,
Today I am dreaming of mermaids...

An original collage paper painting by inkspired
using all recycled junk mail and upcycled magazines

Posted by Terri Rogers on Pinterest.
However I don’t think she is the artist.

Shall we find a few?

Vintage travel poster




Vintage newspaper paper doll series “Katy Keene”
By Bill Woggon

A vintage book illustration 
Artist Helen Jacobs, I think

Found on Pinterest 

Created by inkspired 
rubber stamp is of The Little Mermaid statue in Copenhagen harbor,
background is hand woven scraps from other projects 

Vintage illustration 
I do not know the artist, do you?


‘Irena 
Original collage art doll by inkspired
Using all recycled junk mail and upcycled magazines


Found on Pinterest 

Have you heard the waves yet?
Do you feel the wind on your cheeks,
Smell the salt in the air?


I hope you have a dreamy day,
where your dreams may become a reality.

‘Til next time,
inkspired 

Truth - usually experienced before 10AM,
Or before coffee...
When pouring boiling water from the tea kettle,
make sure the ‘whistler’ is off and the spout is
Open.
This will make your morning coffee time
much more enjoyable.


Monday, February 10, 2020

To laugh, or not to laugh...

Welcome!

Kaleidoscope of a jigsaw puzzle

I think humor is an essential part of living.
Without laughter,
we humans are pitiful things indeed.

Humor has gotten me through many
difficult situations.



Laughter releases endorphins 
that make you feel good.

It reduces stress.
Now who can’t do with less stress?


There are so many things that strike me as funny!
Sometimes it is just a photo,


or a sign I see along the street.

Sometimes it is a meme that is meant
to make me chuckle.


Silly cartoons,
people just being themselves,
funny animal antics
or just a child laughing
can all get me giggling...


Say, I think my blood pressure just went down!
Just another free benefit of humor.

Some of my friends say I am ‘quirky’
and that I have an ‘odd’
sense of humor.

That’s okay!


Life throws all kinds of nasty little things at us.
Sometimes constantly.
Dwell on them and become sarcastic,
bitter and grumpy.

No one wants to be around someone like that. Miserable;
Always seeing the bad, the ugly;
Being self-absorbed and narcissistic.


Today I offer you a challenge!
For 8 days
find something to laugh at
and write down what it was.
Take a photo if you wish.

It can make you giggle, chuckle
or an all out belly laugh,
but find at least ONE thing each day.


You never know, you might just get a new habit.

I DO know you will feel better, calmer,
and more in control
when you can laugh at something
- or even at yourself!

Do share with us if you can,
and help cheer our day.
I look forward to hearing from you.


‘Til next time,
inkspired

A Sandra Boynton cartoon
One of my favorite humorists.