Showing posts with label Great Dane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Great Dane. Show all posts

Monday, November 4, 2019

Learning curves and leaves

Welcome!

Kaleidoscope by inkspired 

Today is a beautiful Autumn day.
We still have snow on the ground, and a chill in the air
However
the sun is shining and we have blue skies
with fluffy white clouds.
Wonderful!

Vintage illustration

Just a note here - 
As I post photos, poems, quotes, etc.
I will always try to give credit to the originators.
Whenever I teach art classes
I ALWAYS ask my students to sign their creation.
Be proud of your work!
This is a unique piece that only
YOU
could create!
So, I try to pass that forward.

Sometimes however I have days like today.

Life with a Great Dane

I had plans. 
Then I had more plans.
Things fell apart.
Then more things became scrambled.
Might have to go back to bed.
Or throw my computer out the back door.....

Cartoon cred: Sandra Boynton
A favorite of mine!


Now I do understand everything I am about to say
is incredibly trivial 
when compared to children starving
Innocents being caught in wars
and
the extinction of hundreds of species
Every Year.

Photo card: the Guardian, Nepalese children

My day so far:
My dog does not understand time zones,
turning clocks back or
Melted snow makes mud.
At 3:30 AM he decides he has to go out.
My husband usually lets him out and feeds him at 4:30 AM.
I sleep.
Not today.
At 6:30 AM he decides I should be up. Then he goes back to bed. Have never figured this one out.



I decide to check out a website. But when I look for it I see that yesterday I was going through blog comments and mostly deleting spam from it. I have a couple years of comments to sort!
So I start sorting and see a very good comment on Ukraine.

This is called a bunny trail.
It wanders all around but not to the main issue/goal.

She had a good suggestion and was polite about it.
I searched for the post.
Wrong format.
I try to find it again, etc. until after some time I am on the post
But can’t correct the information.
(See Great Dane photo above)

“Nope, not now, not never.”
- Cowardly Lion, Wizard of Oz


And so we have our learning curve title.

Cartoon cred: Sandra Boynton

Dog wants out, he adores eating snow.
Snow is bad for dog. He gets incredible
clear-the-room gas.
Dog goes to far back of yard, and eats snow.
I call dog, he ignores me.
Repeat. 5x. Repeat.
I have to walk 3/4 the way through our mud field we fondly call ‘our backyard’ to encourage him to come in.
Problem.
Did I mention MUD!!!

The next 35 minutes include:
8 bath towels
1 pair socks
1 pair tennis shoes
3 washcloths
1 bath mat
And
5 Milkbone treats
And last, but not least
probably a gallon of wet, sticky mud spread across a 4 room area.

I am exhausted. It’s not even noon yet, and I still have to clean up 2 rooms of mud in various stages of clumpiness and moisture.

Minion humor, unknown artist but prob’ly related to Pixar/Disney


Time to.... sign off.... zzzzzz
I will end with some Fall Leaves
😁

Unknown artist

‘Til next time,
But after more mud clean-up,
Perhaps a nap,
Finding that website I was looking for
And most likely a Twinkie,
Inkspired




Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Whooo is that?

Hellooooooo.......

Barn Owl
www.rudyanayaatcalstatla.blogspot.com



I found this wonderful tutorial on Scary Mask Wall Art!



Here is the link:

http://www.michelemademe.com/2012/10/howling-halloween-egg-carton-masks.html

www.michelemademe.com

It has inspired me to have a blog all about

Masks!!!


www.TomBanwell.etsy.com


Tom Banwell has an etsy shop with almost all masks.
They are made out of leather, in all sorts of sizes, shapes and colors.



and they're not just for women...

all above masks - www.TomBanwell.etsy.com


Happy Halloween 

- whatever you are!!!




Paris/Milan fashion show 2012
Alexis Mabille

a Cabbage Patch Head?!?!!

and the model doesn't look too thrilled with it either...

vintage porcelain mask
www.neilsellers.etsy.com




I am sorry, I do not know the creator of this peyote bead pattern.
Do you? Let me know so I can give proper credit.



Come as you aren't!


www.DreaminOfDragonflies.etsy.com



"Hold on, man.
We don't go anywhere with
'scary'
'spooky'
'haunted' or
'forbidden'
in the title!."

- Scooby Doo



Godzilla movie poster

One of the best Halloween costumes I ever made for my son 
was a Godzilla costume!

grasshopper leather mask
www.TomBanwell.etsy.com


'Spooky Night'
sung to the tune of 'Silent Night'

Spooky Night, Halloween Night,
All is cold, Nothing's right.
'Round yon pumpkin glowing away,
People singing in the doorway.
Scream in devilish glee-ee,
Scream in devilish glee.

- author unknown



vintage clip, dover publications



www.janbrett.com



"I don't know that there are real 
ghosts and goblins, 
but there are always 
more trick-or-treaters 
than neighborhood kids."

- Robert Brault



our Great Dane Zeus' favorite costume,
but only if it comes with the couch....


rococo lacy mask
www.tombanwell.etsy.com



bead mask pattern by Deanna Stermer




I'm too cute to spook!!


grey owl mask
www.FemaleArtCollective.etsy.com



original watercolor
www.CarlaLovato.etsy.com



"Clothes make a statement.
Costumes tell a story."

-Mason Cooley



www.MaskerOfDisguise.etsy.com


vintage masks
www.ProperHeirlooms.etsy.com



'A gypsy fire is on the hearth,
Sign of the carnival of mirth;
Through the dun fields and from the glade
Flash merry folk in masquerade,
For this is Hallowe'en!'
- author unknown



www.gringrimaceandsqueak.etsy.com



recycled bottlecap magnet art
www.inkspired.etsy.com


tatted lace mask
www.LaPerLaA.etsy.com


A mask alone can make quite the costume!

Have fun dreaming up the perfect mask for your Halloween costume this year!


www.NormasVisions.etsy.com


Most of the little Halloween sayings I found here:



'til next time,
inkspired

www.inkspired.etsy.com
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com
www.inkspiredmusings.blogspot.com
and on pinterest:  kkloberdans

www.WhiteMothEmporium.etsy.com

Monday, September 16, 2013

Having Fun with my Food

Mmmmmm.....
Mmmmmm.......good!

"Summer Cake"
original Collage Art Doll by inkspired
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com

Food!
We all love it.  We all eat it.  We all think it.


"Little Miss Muffet"
original Collage Paper Painting using all recycled junk mail
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com



"A hungry stomach makes a short prayer."

- Paiute Proverb



"Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater..."
original Collage Paper Painting by inkspired
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com



"I go running when I have to.
When the ice cream truck is doing sixty."

- Wendy Liebman


Ice Cream for dogs
www.whatwouldadogdo.blogspot.com


www.fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com



American and Russian space flights
have always included
chocolate.


In addition to other documented health benefits,
 dark chocolate may help sharpen the mind.
Why?
Researchers say that it's possible that flavanols (found in cocoa drinks) 
may improve blood flow to the brain.

- REALSIMPLE.COM April 2013



"Time for an office snack"
original Collage Art Doll by inkspired
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com



In 1875 Thomas Jefferson wrote to John Adams
making a declaration about chocolate's superiority over tea or coffee 
for both health and nourishment.


"Coffee Run"
original Collage Art Doll by inkspired
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com


Going on dates usually include some sort of food.
A restaurant is a 'safe'  place to meet with someone you don't know well, and it is informal enough you don't have to feel pressured.
Here is a date with food involved, 
Horror Stories:

“I had a first date with a recent divorcé at a lovely Italian restaurant on a Saturday night. 
I proceeded to order eggplant Parmesan. 
As soon as I said it, he started choking, even though he had nothing in his mouth. 
Apparently, that was his ex’s favorite dish — and as I was about to find out, 
he was still hung up on her. 
I offered him water, the waiter whacked him on the back... but he wound up having a full-blown panic attack, so I called an ambulance. 
Since I couldn’t ride in the ambulance because I wasn’t a relative, I had to meet him at the hospital, where doctors determined that he was still so upset 
that he was committed to psychiatric care. 
By the time his paperwork was processed, my date couldn’t remember my name. 
Even so, he asked me to go to the store and buy him cigarettes, underwear, and deodorant. When I returned to the hospital, I suppose that was our second date, 
because it was already Sunday... but it was also our last.”
— Sherry Davey, Brooklyn, NY

from Date Night Disasters, Laura Gilbert
yahoo.match.com


"Call Me"
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com



sparkling cookies
www.SugarMeDesserterie.etsy.com


'Polly Put the Kettle On'
vintage song sheet graphics
c.1870
courtesy Indiana Music Libraries


"My mother's menu consisted of two choices;
Take it or leave it."

- Buddy Hackett, comedian, actor



"Horse Food" with pomegranate
original Collage Art Doll using all recycled junk mail
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com


Snacking on a mix of strawberries and blueberries
may lower your risk of heart attack.

from a study published in the journal Circulation
REALSIMPLE.COM  April 2013

original Collage Art Doll by inkspired


"Vegetables are a must on a diet.
I suggest carrot cake,
zucchini bread and pumpkin pie."

- Jim Davis


Mother Says 'Eat Your Vegetables'
original Collage Art Doll by inkspired
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com


"Plant a radish, get a radish,
never any doubt.
That's why I love vegetables,
you know what they're about!"

- Tom Jones and Harvey Schmidt


"Santa Monica Diet"
original recycled junk mail Collage Art Doll by inkspired
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com

Well, that's it for today!
I hope you will see your food 
in a little different light now!!!

inkspired

www.inkspired.etsy.com
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com
www.inkspiredmusings.blogspot.com
and on pinterest:   kkloberdans