Friday, May 24, 2013

yellow bugs and humor galore


WELCOME!!


greeting card made with kirigami purple cutting and stamped, colored and cut out fish
by inkspired

I have been working in my etsy shop:

www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com

and visiting some of my followers.

I have found just some terrific finds that I have been pinning on my various boards on pinterest.  You can find me  with this: kkloberdans
This one went on my board: "Tea for you and me"

garden hanging tea light
www.Beyondthegardenwall.etsy.com

Don't know what pinterest is? Go to www.pinterest.com and plan to spend a bit of time! It has soooo many interesting things to find! There's humor (which I will discuss more in a bit) and crafts, and tutorials on everything, and recipes, and patterns for just about everything, and gardens and international sites, and...well, the list just goes on!

name painting by www.DSStudioFlorida.etsy.com

So, in my browsing, I found the most HILARIOUS and just plain old fun shop:

www.YellowBugBoutique.etsy.com

If you are needing a bit of humor in your day
or
love sarcastic humor
or
are in the witness protection program
or 
know someone too geeky to even explain

then this shop is for you!!!

computer mouse pad
www.YellowBugBoutique.etsy.com

Here is their Profile on Etsy information. I thought it was so funny I have just copied it all for you!

from www.YellowBugBoutique.etsy.com:

ABOUT:
“Honey! We need to write a bio about us for the Etsy Shop!”

“Oh, great. You know how upset the Witness Protection Program people get when we publish anything.”

“Well, they can just get over it. Etsians want to know who we are and what we do. We don’t have to tell them about the episode in Jakarta.” 

“Fair enough. What should we talk about?”

“We could tell them that we’re college sweethearts and have been married since the Reagan administration. Or we could tell them that we’re hopelessly addicted to Looney Tunes, Mythbusters and Monty Python. Or tell them that you’ve been doing technology and I’ve been doing crafts for thirty years.”

"That makes us sound like we're old as dirt."

"We ARE old as dirt!"

“But we don't need to tell the whole world about it. Leave all that out. How about telling them the story of how you named the shop?”

“You mean how my mother taught me and our children how to cherish their individuality and uniqueness by telling them that while little yellow bugs were cute, the world would be pretty boring if EVERY car was a little yellow bug?”

“On second thought, that's so mushy it makes my teeth hurt. How about telling them how you were one of the first employees at the original Michael's store?”

“Michaels, Schmichaels. Who cares? Let's tell them something current. How about telling them that as our nest empties, we’re getting even crazier and having fun embarrassing our children?”

“Nobody would believe it. Empty Nesters are supposed to be sitting in recliners and yelling at the TV news. We don’t even own a recliner.”

“This is harder than I thought.”

“You’re right. Maybe we should tell them about Jakarta.”

“OK. <sigh> We’ve been wanting to move again anyway. So, Etsians, when were were secret agents during the Cold War, we tailed our target to Jakarta and -”

THE REMAINDER OF THIS BIOGRAPHY HAS BEEN REDACTED BY THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM. MOVE ALONG. THESE AREN’T THE DROIDS YOU’RE LOOKING FOR."

{the end}

www.YellowBugBoutique.etsy.com


I saw that they have a blog also.


Too fun!

www.YellowBugBoutique.etsy.com

Here is one of the blog entries I found. I thought it was funny enough to share with you all.

from www.YellowBugBoutique.blogspot.com

Playing cards?

"So we're working on updating our shipping prices in the Etsy store, and in the process we are discovering some interesting things about the morals, politics and idiocracy of  Customs rules.  Here's a little sampler of true, actual Customs regulations:

  • You can't ship melatonin to Germany.  Apparently the German government is afraid that it's population might get sleepy and fall into the gears at the factory.  Which makes a real mess and slows down production.
  • If one of your Albanian relatives asks you send them them the toothbrush they left at your place over the holidays, don't even try to send it.  Albania strictly forbids the shipment of anything that's been used.  Extravagant clothes are also verboten.  So Levis good, Prada, not so much.
  • You can't ship Uncle Hassien's cremated remains back to the family farm in Algeria if they are in a funeral urn.  Just put him in a cereal box and everything will be fine.
  • It's illegal to ship bananas to Armenia.
  • Aussies don't want your used bedding. Ever.
  • Shipping pink Quinine to Bangladesh will get you in a lot of trouble.  Blue, red, polka dotted or plaid Quinine is apparently OK.
  • The government of Belgium will be very upset with you if you try to send a used ink cartridge to them.
  • Do not send a fancy greeting card that sings 'Happy Birthday" to a relative in Bulgaria.
  • You can't mail margarine to Canada.  Really.
So this has us through the letter C, and the rest of the world promises even more entertaining  regulation.  Stand by for next post.

Oh, and by the way, don't try to send the 6 of Spades to Germany.  Gunplay could ensue." 


www.YellowBugBoutique.etsy.com

I hope you have found some humor to make it through the rest of the day - Who knows? Maybe even through the rest of the week.....
Oh yeah, it's Friday!!!

:0)

"Office Lunch Break"
original one of a kind Collage Art Doll art, using all recycled junk mail!
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com

Have a super duper day!!

...and isn't 'galore' a wonderful word?!
:0)
inkspired
www.inkspiredmusings.blogspot.com
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com
www.inkspired.etsy.com
and on pinterest: kkloberdans

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Ahoy! me matey...

Arrrrggghhhhh...

(that be welcome in pirate-speak)


Pirate by Eric Wieringa
www.fineartamerican.com

Aye, it be true. This day be a PIRATE day!

There once was a pirate named Jack,
Who wore a tattoo on his back,
He absolutely loved to fight,
Believe it or not - in the night!
That funny old pirate named Jack.
by Michelle


NOTE:
All poems and limericks are best when read aloud!!!
!!!!



pdf file "Ahoy Pirate"
www.revidevi.etsy.com

Arrr, yes! 
I be talkin' swashbucklin', dashin', privateerin', plunderin', thievin', rum-drinkin', 
gold packin', salt water soaked PIRATES!!!

Errol Flynn paper doll with Captain Blood (1935) movie costume
by Tom Tierney


'Pirate Ship' by B.Bruschi
www.ajilbab.com


There was a funny crew of two,
that needed just another few,
They went out to sea,
chose a pirate named Lee,
and now they have a proper pirate crew!

adapted from Kirsty


Sign painted on wood. Sorry, no credit.
Let me know if you know who did this!


pirate jointed puppet by 
www.PheeMcFaddell.com


John Paul
Blanchetta.blogspot.com




Aaarrrrrggghhh!
That there parrot be mighty noisy....

Alas, I found no credit for this wonderful parrot and his pet...

www.freakingnews.com


"There once was a pirate bird named Pat,
Who didn't know why he was so fat.
He sang a looong song
And got it all wrong!
But the pirate still loved that old Pat."
by Chris



pirate-and-parrot
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com


found on www.bonecasdepapel.blogspot.com
She has a plethora of free paper dolls!


vintage style tattoo
www.ElectricTiger.etsy.com

Pete the Pirate Wannabe
A Funny Pirate Poem for Kids by --Kenn Nesbitt

He's Pete, the pirate wannabe.
He'll sail the seas someday.
But, first, he needs a little cash
to help him on his way.

He can't afford a parrot.
He can't afford a plank.
A peg leg's much too pricey,
and a ship would break the bank.

He cannot buy an eye patch.
He hasn't got a hat.
He'll never own a blunderbuss;
he's much too broke for that.

A dagger's too expensive.
He couldn't swing a sword.
In fact, there's only one thing
he's been able to afford.

His shopping list is lengthy,
with loads of pirate gear,
but all he has are earrings
since they're just a buck an ear.


AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!


Aye, me hearties, 'tis not easy bein' a pirate...

'Cousin Reginald Plays Pirate
by Norman Rockwell
www.ipaintingsforsale.com



2011 commemorative UK stamp
by www.Colin EdwardsPikurpie.etsy.com

vintage illustration
www.zazzle.com


unknown, found on
www.funnypictures.net.au


O' course, bein' a nabbly pirate has a few perks to it!
Aye, these be fine perks indeed!

here be some shiny things:

14k gold Atocha shipwreck coin
www.AtochaCoinJewelry.etsy.com

"Pirate King" by Dan Burr
www.dburr.blogspot.com


loot found on www.mentalfloss.com

here be some pretty things:


unknown source


Geena Davis in 'Cutthroat Island'

unknown source


www.hobocampcrafts.etsy.com


I be darin' ye to say I can't wear pink!!!


and some pretty and shiny things!


necklace
www.SuzyQsVintageShop.etsy.com




necklace
www.VivianEstelle.etsy.com


Well, me hearties,
it be time fer a nice pirate break fer me.
See you in the scully soon!


www.TheBusyBadger.etsy.com


inkspired
www.inkspired.etsy.com
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com
www.collagepaperpainting.com
www.inkspiredmusings.blogspot.com
and on pinterest:  kkloberdans


pirate parrot ship
www.freakingnews.com

Monday, May 13, 2013

Just a Fun and Crazy Shoe Lady!

Welcome!

Today is a 'weird shoe day'!

Celine Kiraro Sandals
by Croatian designer Ivana Omazic
cred: www.Imaxtree.com


Where to start?!!

I have been collecting photos of 'crazy' shoes for awhile. Let's have fun today!!

Louis Vuitton Daisy half-boot
monogram denim with Mongolian lamb wood, metal and leather
www.Imaxtree.com

Nope,
don't ask me what the 'thing' is on the back because I have no idea!!



Kaleidescope platforms
www.KustumKreations.etsy.com

note the 'no heel'

I did check out fantasy shoes on etsy,
as well as weird shoes on google images!


faux fur pink shoes with a 6inch heel
www.noelleborelli.etsy.com


'Mourning Cloak' by Winde Rienstra
www.jezebel.com - 31 weird shoes you won't believe

[By the way....
are those zip ties???]

I found not only handmade creations, but some pretty funky vintage finds too!

vintage Aerosoles suede leather sandals
www.thevintagevoice.etsy.com


Steampunk Boots by Wild Pair
www.thevintagevoice.etsy.com

Dior leopard printed fur (possibly pony fur) with gold dice accents
www.thevintagevoice.etsy.com

PONY FUR????
blech...

1977 Jean Paul Gaultier
"Les Plongeuses" or "Fin Heels"
credit: The Cut


Not only do the well known fashion designers have
Foot Fashion Faux Pas,
but there are some,
um...
shall we say 'bizarre' and 'unique' shoe designers out there?
Current. Right now.
and selling these fantastical creations!



vintage cowboy boots custom adorned with...
www.wildandfreejewelry.etsy.com


croc-embossed leather with 6 inch platforms and spikes
www.HodaFadel.etsy.com


www.BubbleShoes.etsy.com


Not to disparage anyone, but these just aren't my every-day,
go-to footwear...


Nicholas Kirkwood for Meadham Kirchoff
Lame Platform Sandals
photo cred: Antonello Trio


Prada leather tabi split toe sock 'sandals'
and
Prada Leather Tabin Platform Overshoe
both from the Miuccia Spring runway
credit: www.Imaxtree.com


and yes, I think that first one really is a 'sandal'!


Here are some more 'funky' sandals...

from designer Tevas original white water rafter 1983
seen on the walkways Spring 2011
www.Imaxtree.com

Okay, don't  you think those look like re-makes of 
a medical 'I broke-something-shoe'??!?

And that was the best foot model they could find???
Makes me think 'OUCH' just looking at it...



Spruce wood with cotton tape Wooden Shoes by 
www.bognagieras.etsy.com


Watch out for splinters...

so this next designer tried mink,
yes, that's right, real mink fur
Ick.

Celine Mink-lined Sandals by Phoebe Philo
credit: www.Imaxtree.com


These next shoes are 'fancy' shoe creations.

Something you might wear to the office,
or a party.
or...
perhaps shopping in Malibu...


Crystal Clear platform shoe with live spider, insects
www.telegraf.rs

NO dancing allowed with those...


Balenciaga multi-colored Plastic Techno Sandal
from the 2007 Nicolas Ghesquire Design collection
www.Imaxtree.com


Red with Pink Bow back original
www.noelleborelli.etsy.com


real feathers with rhinestones and glitter original design by
www.BENQUITAFOSSBROWN.etsy.com


Snake skin Wedges with studs
www.KustumKreations.etsy.com



Prada leather pumps by Miuccia
www.Imaxtree.com

These next beauties remind me of Spring...
dancing in fields of flowers...
taking a hike in the mountains...
going on a picnic...
you know, all those Spring things we dream of doing....

OOPS!

NOT!!!!

Gypsy Dancer Platform Wedges
www.ProdigalGirlDesigns.etsy.com


Spiky Crystal Platforms with embellishments
 in 'the-art-of-footwear-31-weird-shoes-won't-believe
www.jezebel.com

feathers and gems with 5 inch heels
www.BENQUITABOSSBROWN.etsy.com


Viktor and Rolf Cutaway Knee High Boots
www.Imaxtree.com


and for romping with the all the darling forest creatures...

Roxanne Jackson designed 'hoof heels'
www.jezebel.com


Want something a little more 'rompy' and casual?
Try these -

converse sneaker boots
www.moovmint.etsy.com


Still not sure?
Here are some final 'wild and wacky' creations for you to wear...

Alexander McQueen Platform heels - "Platos Atlantis" collection
www.Imaxtree.com

steampunk spats in leatherette
www.chrisst.etsy.com


Spike heel with glitter hearts and rhinestones
www.PinkoMinko.etsy.com

vintage RAS a Spanish brand leather and military badge wedges
www.LittleSlothShop.etsy.com

The pictures don't really show it well, 
but check out the 'base' part of those shoes!

'Sitting pretty' boots by
www.wildandfreejewelry.etsy.com


United Nude PVC and metal shoes
www.LittleSlothShop.etsy.com

Go back and check out those heels!!!


Olivier Theyskens for Nina Ricci platform lace up booties
www.Imaxtree.com

Well, I hope you have had as much fun seeing these as I have had in finding these fun, funky, weird, crazy, unique and ugly shoe fest!!

I will close with these last two pair.
The pair on the Left are 'Hidden Mirror Shoes'.
Note the mirror that seems to do nothing but reflect your underwear...
and
the shoes on the Right are "Mina Harker" sandals, 
so named after the Dracula story, complete with real garlic cloves and a stake heel! 
shoes found on www.jezebel.com

Until next time...
:0)
inkspired
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com
www.collagepaperpainting.com
www.inkspired.etsy.com
www.myinkspired.com
and on Pinterest: kkloberdans

Prada acrylic and crystal sandals by Miuccia
how life is today, High and Low palazzos in the popular
www.Imaxtree.com