Showing posts with label funny quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny quotes. Show all posts

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Lime-icious!

www.colourbox.de


Time for a lime-icious day!

Uma Thurman in Vera Wang fashions, 2013
www.dailymail.co.uk

I love this photo of Uma Thurman -
such a fun red carpet moment!

I think these accessories would be perfect
for her light-hearted mood:


both pieces can be found at www.melissawoods.etsy.com




"Put the lime in the coconut
and drink it all up...."


first lime
www.article.wn.com


Lara Spencer
www.lazygirls.info.com


Let's change out her necklace for this one:

murano glass on ribbon necklace
www.SandECollectibles.etsy.com



"A lime a day
keeps the scurvy away!"


www.guyism.com




Drew Barrymore at the Tribeca Film Festival
www.justjared.com


I think these should be peeking out every so often:



Tony Ballerina color block suede 1960's pumps with gold heels!
www.TopSpecialVintage.etsy.com


These pretty lime swarovski crystal and pearl earrings 
are just the right accent:

michele9.etsy.com


Lime humor:


encyclopediadramatica.es


Michelle Yeoh at the 67th Venice Film Festival


Certain shades of lime go perfectly with a bronze-y brown.

These shoes are a perfect example:

www.ChristyNgShoes.etsy.com

Wouldn't Ms. Yeoh look lovely in them?

I also like the texture and shimmer 
of this vintage beaded purse:

bronze beaded vintage bag
www.Piece4U.etsy.com


More lime humor:

www.fishgoth.com



I love these sparkles!

Zooey Daschanel at the Golden Globes Awards
www.cerise-c.blogspot.com


I wouldn't want to distract 
from those wonderful lime sparkles,

so how about a pair of sequin lime green peep toes 
to peek out every so often?


www.TheIvoryFlamingo.etsy.com



I would remove the necklace -
I just don't think it flatters with this particular dress.

What do you think of these earrings instead?

www.CallipeAZCreations.etsy.com



Lime Splash
www.darkroom.baltimoresun.com


Samantha Harris at the 61st Emmy Awards
www.shopweddingdress.co.uk


Ms. Harris is already wearing the most beautiful accessory anyone can have - 
a smile!

She also really needs these handpainted shoes:

citronella peacock feather custom painted shoes
www.norakeren.etsy.com


Feel like making some refreshing limeade?

Here is a recipe from allrecipes.com:

Limeade
makes 8 servings

3 limes
2/3 Cup white sugar
2 quarts cold water

> cut limes in half and squeeze lime juice into a 2 quart pitcher.
Add sugar and stir until dissolved.
Fill pitcher with cold water, stir and chill.

Prep time: 10 minutes
Ready in: 10 minutes


photo credit: Jonathan Beer
www.funstuffcafe.com

'Lime Cake'
original paper collage cut from all recycled junk mail
by inkspired
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com


'til next time!
inkspired

www.inkspired.etsy.com
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com
www.inkspiredmusings.blogspot.com
and on pinterest:  K.Kloberdans


Monday, July 28, 2014

girls just wanna' have fun!

girls just wanna' have fun....

https://www.etsy.com/listing/62207390/let-us-eat-cake-pinback-button-badge?ref=tre-2726465182-12


Yee- haw!!!

Valentines Day Greeting Card Set of 5, I Love You Cards, Cowgirl in Red, Pigtail Braids, Lasso my Heart, Linen Card Stock by MissHollyLu
https://www.etsy.com/listing/89703177/valentines-day-greeting-card-set-of-5-i?ref=tre-2726465182-14


"One day I decided that I was beautiful,
and so I carried out my life 
as if I was a beautiful girl.
I wear colors that I really like, 
I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty,
and it really helps.

It doesn't have anything to do 
with how the world perceives you.

What matters is what you see."

- Gabourey Sidibe





Fashion Illustration - MISS PRADA
https://www.etsy.com/listing/113066669/fashion-illustration-miss-prada?ref=tre-2726465182-3




https://www.etsy.com/listing/185414784/cool-nail-polish-organizer-whimsical?ref=tre-2726465182-2



"Behind every great man
is a woman
rolling her eyes."

- Jim Carrey


Tiny Bavarian Dancer Necklace - Miniature celluloid figure Pendant on Chain
https://www.etsy.com/listing/115029253/tiny-bavarian-dancer-necklace-miniature?ref=tre-2726465182-6



The Great Gatsby, Roaring 20's, Art Deco, birthday party, bridal shower decorations, scrapbooking
https://www.etsy.com/listing/162408393/the-great-gatsby-roaring-20s-art-deco?ref=tre-2726465182-10





"Between two evils,
I always pick the one
I never tried 
before."

- Mae West



FREE US Shipping, Reduced Intl Shipping/ Gorgeous Handmade Crystal Covered Shoes, sample sale
https://www.etsy.com/listing/165653926/free-us-shipping-reduced-intl-shipping?ref=tre-2726465182-15





Mixed Media Original Painting // Tween Girl // Art for Child // Folk Art // Floating Girl with Her Cat Balloon // 6 x 12
https://www.etsy.com/listing/80745028/mixed-media-original-painting-tween-girl?ref=tre-2726465182-13




"If truth is beauty,
how come no one has their hair
done in the library?"

- Lily Tomlin


https://www.etsy.com/listing/154585587/couture-weddingbridal-fascinator?ref=tre-2726465182-5



Necklace Statement in Neon, Upcycled Jewelry, Neon Jewelryhttps://www.etsy.com/listing/106153522/necklace-statement-in-neon-upcycled?ref=tre-2726465182-9




"If men knew 
how women pass the time
when they are alone,
they'd never marry."

- O.Henry


100 (40+30+30) units mixed size tissue paper pom poms - handmade - lots of colours to choose from
https://www.etsy.com/listing/159225177/100-403030-units-mixed-size-tissue-paper?ref=tre-2726465182-7


Side Plank - Yoguineas Collection - Cute Guinea Pig Yoga Art Print
https://www.etsy.com/listing/121374876/side-plank-yoguineas-collection-cute?ref=tre-2726465182-1





"No, I am not being immature,
I'm having fun.
You should try it."

-unknown

https://www.etsy.com/listing/172224450/duck-bird-art-pet-collage-vintage-home?ref=tre-2726465182-16



Hippie Boho Hoop Earrings, Purple and Yellow Waxed Cord and Glass Beads Earrings
https://www.etsy.com/listing/165965498/hippie-boho-hoop-earrings-purple-and?ref=tre-2726465182-11




Fashion Round Toe Peep Stiletto High Heel Basic Black Pumps     QJ131217437-1
https://www.etsy.com/listing/188835315/fashion-round-toe-peep-stiletto-high?ref=tre-2726465182-4




"Today you are You,
that is truer than true.
There is no one alive
who is You-er than You."

- Dr. Seuss


https://www.etsy.com/listing/155956985/angel-kinzie-sings-from-her-soul-up?ref=tre-2726465182-8




"You don't stop having fun
because you get old,
you get old
because
you stop having fun."

- unknown


'Judge Judy's Pals, Sharon O.'
original mixed media altered paper doll by inkspired
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com


share a giggle with a girl friend today...

'til next time,
inkspired


www.inkspired.etsy.com
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com
www.inkspiredmusings.blogspot.com
and on pinterest:  K.Kloberdans


thanks to:
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html

http://www.searchquotes.com/search/Girls_Having_Fun/

Monday, October 21, 2013

Bats in my Belfry

EEEEEeeeeeeeekkk!!!!

bat headband hairpiece, Martha Stewart

I think I have bats in my belfry!!!

downloadable bat and crystal ball lady
www.RhondasOriginals.etsy.com





MISSING:
One Weird Thing
Please don't bring it back!

Victorian lady in bat skirt dictionary page print
www.reimaginationprints.etsy.com

vintage Boris the Bat book
www.LaVintageByMissPJ55.etsy.com


Bats are so cool!!!

lithograph by Henry J. Johnson, c.1880
www.WeVintageArtfulShop.etsy.com

how to cut bat wings
www.coolest-holiday-parties.com

They are mammals, which means they have little baby bats!
A baby bat is called a 'pup'!!
www.halloweencostumes.com



A group of bats is called a 'colony'.


www.sheknows.com


mini chocolate bats
www.factorydirectcraft.com

The Little bat screamed out in fright
"turn on the dark...
I'm afraid of the light!"

- Shel Silverstein

portrait of H.P.Lovecraft in bat necklace
www.sandrandan.etsy.com

Fangs for the memories
and nightmares!

The Count, Sesame Street

Halloween is always a wonderful time to re-connect with

The Count

What a wonderful thing!!!
eh, eh, eh!!!


I count ONE bat!
I count TWO bats!
Eh, eh, eh!!!
TWO bats!

Conan O'Brien broadcast, 6/27/2013
www.teamcoco.com


How many of us learned counting with The Count?!
I still sing his song in my head....
'Batty, Batty, Bat, Bat, Bat...!'
That's One Bat....eh, eh, eh....

Kermit and The Count, Sesame Street

Two bats...eh, eh, eh...

The Count, with his voice Jerry Nelson
www.lehighvalleylive.com




"On Hallowe'en the thing you must do
Is pretend that nothing can frighten you
And if somethin' scares you and you want to run
Just let on like it's Hallowe'en fun."

- Author Unknown



www.arwendesigns.etsy.com


'Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!'

 - Elizabeth Akers Allen


downloadable pdf
www.RhondasOriginals.etsy.com


www.purecostumes.com


There about 1,240 bat species!!
That's about 20% of all classified mammal species
worldwide!


No, don't ask me what an
'unclassified mammal species' is!

vampire bunny bat necklace
www.sandrandan.etsy.com


notecards
www.StudioStrayer.etsy.com


Contrary to popular horror movies
and common myths,
there are only 3 species that live on blood.
They make up about 30% of all bats.

www.oldish.etsy.com



How-to series by Dover Publications

The majority of the bat  population?
They eat insects.
Flying insects like mosquitoes
and ground insects!

www.reimatinationprints.etsy.com


bat pattern, Benny the Benevolent Bat
www.tisbest.wordpress.com

In fact, a bat eats
every night
several hundred insects in just a few hours!!

vintage bat brooch
www.sanibelsands.etsy.com

There's this really cool size HUMONGOUS bat colony
under the Congress Avenue Bridge in Austin, Texas, USA.
That's their summer home.
There are an estimated
1,500,000 Mexican free-tailed bats living there.
Yep.
I typed the right amount of zeroes in!

www.BAYMOONSTUDIO.etsy.com


Every night they eat
about
10,000 - 30,000 POUNDS 
of insects.
wow.

I'm sorry, I don't know where this bead pattern came from.


cone bat treats
www.thehometeacher.org


"Have a fang-tastic night!"



So, does everyone think bats are creepy
and scary
and get caught in your hair?

Nope!!!


www.karenswhimsy.com

In fact in many countries bats are symbols of good things!
In Tonga,
the bat is sacred, and is often considered a physical manifestation of a soul. But in a good way!
They are protected by Royal Decree!
Foxbats and Old World Bats thrive in the wild there.

Tongan bats in Casuarina trees
www.babasiga.blogspot.com


www.fivedaughtersvintage.etsy.com

In Chinese culture the bat is a symbol of
longevity, and happiness.

www.lhchinesepaintings.com


In Poland, bats are considered lucky!

original Ashley Fisher bat skeleton papercutting


Texas
and Oklahoma
both have the Mexican free-tailed bat as their Official State Bat!


Mexican Free-Tailed Bat
www.bbc.co.uk


The state of Virginia's Official State Bat is
the Virginia big-eared bat.

Virginia big-eared bat
www.atoztheusa.blogspot.com

I think he's kinda' cute!!

bar chocolate bar party favors by Elizabeth La Bau
www.candy.about.com



'The best the good world has to give,
The best that ever has been,
I wish for you dear little friends
On merry Halloween.'

 - vintage verse


www.imgur.com


Blood donors needed.
See the Count....


maze courtesy of Dover Publications



Bats all, folks!

www.theminorityreport.co

I love that moving tribute to the creator of The Count.

Have a batty day of bat-filled fun!!

'til next time,
inkspired
www.inkspired.etsy.com
www.collagepaperpainting.etsy.com
www.inkspiredmusings.blogspot.com
and on pinterest:  kkloberdans
coloring page by Michele McDonough
www.brighthub.com